Gas is costing too much so if the Sun would kindly listen and warm up a little that would be great.
Or alternatively a lovely house with a nice open fire, then when it gets too warm I can just wander along to my indoor swimming pool to cool down.
Anyway back to reality, my roots need doing, so do my eyebrows but the lady who does them had a baby two days ago, so I think it is probably the wrong time to ask.
Congratulations though to the new parents your boy is beautiful.
Anyway time to go upstairs and settle our little man down for the night, well the next hour at least.
Tomorrow is another day and plans need to be made.
Being Transgender or Gay is not a choice, being Transphobic or Homophobic is, so don't be a Twonk