THE Northern Lights are a sign that #God approves of #gay marriage, according to pro-European Christians.
What else could it possibly be?
A Europhile Christian councillor from Oxfordshire has claimed that Britain is basking in God’s love and the aurora borealis is a ‘massive heavenly thumbs up’ to same sex unions.
Councillor Stephen Malley said: “I predicted this would happen if parliament passed the gay marriage bill and I am delighted to have been proved right.
“God is love and every once in a while he hammers home the point by filling the sky with a multitude of beautiful colours.
“I wish he would do it more often but, let’s be honest, people are shits.”
A spokesman for the Pro-European Christians said the organisation embraced Councillor Malley’s remarks and said it was a ‘100% accurate reflection of their beliefs’.
Councillor Malley caused controversy last year after demanding a massive increase in the aid budget and referring to Britain as ‘Morris-Dancey Land’.
He also described women who did not clean behind the fridge as ‘Jesus-like’ and gave Channel Four News reporter Michael Crick a five-minute cuddle.
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