Today has been one hell of a pain in the bum, the first thing I could not get my hair done right as I conditioned it, and don't get me started on my clothes.. I so cant wait for the sun tomorrow my legs could do with the sun.. other than all that the dogs think right let me shit all over the place.. and to top that a bit more the pup come the park with us and decided it was a good idea to take a pee all over the back seat of the car!! he looked so happy when he did, as to say "LOOK LOOK LOOK at me I have just taken a big piss on your seat and you cant do anything about it your driving HAHAHA Wooof" thats is what he was thinking 100% the little sod, I now have to go out and clean the back seat, to tell the truth I drive I dont sit there ever..... its the kids that do and they have been doing my head in today so I just might let them sit in it..... OR clean it... and why is it when a pup takes a dump they think "wow wow look a big mid pile I must play in it I must I MUST I must WOOOOF WOOF BLOODY WOOOF" don't you just love pups... so I bathed both of the muts today and the little gits thought " IF YOU HAVE GOT ME FUCKING WET, YOUR GETTING WET woof woof" yes you guessed it I got bloody soaked right through to my Knickers, think I was lucky I was not wearing leggings or my underwear would have shown through... not sure people want to see that, pink hearts are not a good look when walking in a park full of young kids... I can see it now me running with my arse showing and 5" heels on with a load od Dads running after me.... well my arse does look good in leggins who would not want a bit of that?
well got to go now and have
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